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Agent Slow Funny Sloth Spy Graphic T-Shirt – James Sloth Unisex Tee

€24,99
Color: White
Size: S

Between sizes? We recommend ordering one size up for a more relaxed fit.

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Shaken, Not Stirred... But Mostly Just Napping 🍸🦥

License to chill, activated. The Agent Slow Unisex Graphic Tee introduces the world's most deliberate, low-speed operative to your closet. This hilarious design features a dapper sloth fully suited up in a sleek spy tuxedo, tactical sunglasses, and a grapple hook belt, casually balancing on a tree branch while steadying his trusty gadget.

Arched above our slow-moving hero is the legendary introductory text: "AGENT SLOW: THE NAME IS SLOTH, JAMES SLOTH." Blending classic cinematic spy vibes with lazy animal humor, this tee is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who loves an elite pun and a relaxed lifestyle.

The Ultimate Gift for Spy Movie Fans & Casual Chillers

Struggling to track down a unique, laugh-out-loud gift? This secret agent tee is a surefire hit for:

  • Movie Buffs & Spy Fans: A clever, unexpected parody that fans of classic 007 cinema will love to wear.

  • Sloth Enthusiasts: Perfect for the person who claims the sloth as their official spirit animal.

  • The "Slow Movers": A hilariously relatable gift for the friend who is notoriously late, loves to sleep in, or just takes life one peaceful step at a time.

Premium Garment Construction

We don't pull any shortcuts on tactical comfort. Built to be a durable staple product with a classic, relaxed fit, this heavyweight cotton t-shirt is engineered for reliable, long-lasting everyday wear.

  • Built for the Field: Features a seamless double-needle collar alongside double-needle sleeve and bottom hems to prevent fraying.

  • Shape Retention: Includes taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability, ensuring the silhouette stays sharp wash after wash.

  • All-Day Comfort: Designed with a relaxed, classic fit that makes it a perfect choice for lounging or casual missions.

Fabric & Care

  • Material: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton for a soft, breathable, and premium feel.

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry to keep Agent Slow’s tuxedo looking crisp and vibrant for your next assignment.

Mission objective: Maximum comfort. Add this tee to your cart today and report for duty!



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
Shipping & Returns

🚚 Production: 2–5 business days

📦 Shipping: 5–10 business days

🌍 Printed by: Gelato, from the facility nearest to you

🔄 Returns: We replace or refund items with printing defects. Contact us within 14 days with a photo.

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